Oh, my god, my sexy sweater! It has a hole cut out over the bicep.
And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn’t just having sex. I...– Bill Dexhart (Parks and Recreation, S02E04)
horses with no medals (h-burns) ótima música
When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending...– Ann (parks and recreation)