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I hope that when I die, I get a stat sheet of things I did in my life. For example: tons of shit produced, number of times I masturbated, days/hours spent in a car, ratio of females who found me attractive, etc.

comentários de rhesus_christ em While I was urinating, the sun was shining through my window onto my dick. “These light particles traveled 93 million miles just to land on my dick.” What are some weird things you think of?

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  • 04 May 12
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  • oh god i need to tweet this

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