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Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn’t the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia they could pretend that pit was a park. Bring their kids down there, ‘Hey Vlad, uh, look at these rocks. Let’s pretend their potatos. Nikolai, do you want to swim in the dirt?’

— Leslie Barbara Knope (Parks & Recreation, S01E02)