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crabcakes:

Ron: Tommy boy. Let me tell you something, Tom, you suck at Scrabble.
Tom: I know. You’re destroying me.
Ron: You’re worse than my ex-wife, and she’s terrible at Scrabble. And she’s a bitch.
Tom: Look out man, I’m gonna get you one of these days. I’m practicing.
Ron: Yeah, I doubt that. Her name is Tammy Swanson and she’s a serious bitch.

Parks and Recreation, 1x03 The Reporter

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